i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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