Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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