yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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