The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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