i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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