just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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