my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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