You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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