don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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