just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
sex in a hospital.. check
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
