do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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