I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
worst night to have a conscience
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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