I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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