butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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