i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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