Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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