I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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