stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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