:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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