Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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