Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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