hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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