can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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