I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
