so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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