Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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