alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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