He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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