Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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