So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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