Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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