i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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