i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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