Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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