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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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