He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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