I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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