windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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