People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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