my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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