Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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