I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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