I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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