Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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