p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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