Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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