i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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