I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
