theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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