hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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