Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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