I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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