just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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